does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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