why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm experimenting with sincerity
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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