i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
now i know why i became what i already was.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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