i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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