bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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