somebody snuck up and got me drunk
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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