Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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