This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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