Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
well most of my day revolves around power hour
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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