How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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