if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Porn is love you can see.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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