I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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