sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i out mim tonsoeep
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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