I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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