Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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