I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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