The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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