Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
How external is "for external use only"?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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