I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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