stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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