and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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