Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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