Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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