FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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