he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
