Sponge bath it is.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
