i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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