at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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