I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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