Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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