Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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