Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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