Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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