He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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