I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You are a genius and a whore.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
