As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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