I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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