Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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