U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Randomize
