oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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