I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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