his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I lost the right to judge tonight
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
