if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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