Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you will always have a special place in my vag
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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