Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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