Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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