ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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