to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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