Small penises have feelings too.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Two words: nipple clamps
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