After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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