I just threw up on my dentist
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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