i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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