Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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