He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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