perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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